Notice: Dear customers, we will have an eight-day National holiday from Oct 1st to Oct 8th. Therefore, those orders placed from Oct 1st to Oct 8th will be postponed to ship on Oct 9th. Apologize for any inconvenience that may cause.
I can write a rush essay about your products if you want. It will be good for you I guess.
And I can report your post as spam.
Grrrr, and again spam. Also reported this as spam.